We went on a ten hour deep sea fishing trip. When we arrived on the spot where Marlins we being caught (by other boats) we only spent three hours actually fishing for marlin. Since we did not catch anything lunch consisted of guacamole and tortilla chips. We then headed closer to shore and fished jack fish and mackerel. We entered the bay and basically fish in the bay for more jackfish and mackerel for the remaining four hours. The crew came down from the pilots deck to change the pole rigging once, and to make lunch, we fished the last six hours on the same bait and riggings. The captain steered the boat parallel to the waves making the boat rock severely side to side (very dangerous to the one year old grandchild).To make a long story short we went ten hours of fishing without even one single bite on the line. Oh one other thing they used old frozen bait, not fresh live bait as I expected.  If you want a very expensive boat tour so you can catch up on your sleep, here is your boar.

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